"I bitch-slap evil with my one good hand"

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:59:45 GMT

I think I should watch a trippy horror movie everytime I get sick. It makes being in a weird state of mind so much more interesting.

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:22:32 GMT

For those of you who are unaware, Joey Comeau is currently writing a delightfully twisted and creepy serialized story, the last chapter of which will be published on Halloween. It's half-way done now, and definitely worth a look, because Joey Comeau is a God.

My thoughts on the Weeds season 4 finale

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:38:03 GMT

If you aren't watching it, you missed what I would easily classify as one of the greatest 30 minutes of television I've ever seen.

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:41:30 GMT

I love the universe right now

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:55:39 GMT

Just a reminder, the first act of Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is up, and it is glorious. Watchwatchwatch!

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:55:23 GMT

'kay, can this movie be out now, pretty please?

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:44:16 GMT

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:02:24 GMT

Hey! So my sister is awesome and adapted some lyrics I wrote into a song for her mandolin, and it is delightful.

Watchwatch!

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:34:50 GMT

Jesus fucking CHRIST world... if you were to decide to suck less sometime today I'd be TOTALLY fine with that.

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 00:47:19 GMT

Why oh why did I buy it already?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:14:31 GMT

My student directed play is going to be a stage adaptation of Glen or Glenda.

If you've seen that movie, or even heard of it, you know what an insane idea that is.

But, to be fair, it was my sisters.

It is going to be crazy... and I'm wondering if people would be interested in reading/giving-their-thoughts-on the script if I were to post it here?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:11:27 GMT

Okay, Spaced seriously has to cram more unbeliavably awesome expressions into a half hour then any other show in television history.

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:47:07 GMT

*squee*

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 00:14:45 GMT

*is a happy little nerdling*

EVIL DEAD: THE MUSICAL WINS 2007 AUDIENCE CHOICE AWARD FOR TORONTO’S
FAVORITE SHOW

We won!

Yes, Toronto theatre-goers have spoken and voted EVIL DEAD: THE MUSICAL as their favorite show in the city!

Evil Dead won the 2007 Dora Audience Choice Award in a ceremony on Monday night. And even more impressively we won the vote by an overwhelming majority.

And if you didn’t already know, we’ve also extended the show another 6 weeks until August 4th – so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to JOIN US and help us celebrate our big win.

If you haven’t seen the show yet, this award should finally convince you to
come and see it. If you have seen the show, this news should just make you
want to see it again. And if you have friends who haven’t seen the show –
pass on the news and get them to come as well (if they don’t go to Evil
Dead…. are they really your friends?)

GROUP DEAL - If you want a bring a whole pile of your friends to the show,
we have an awesome new deal for GROUPS where everyone can buy tickets on different credit cards and still get an awesome discount. It’s almost too
good to be true! For all the details

- call our Group Sales Office today -
416-971-5973 ex 234!

So spread the word and buy your tickets fast. We’ve just extended until
August 4th, but the good tickets won’t last long (we are Toronto’s favourite
show after all). We were sold out every night last week – So buy your
tickets NOW!

And if you still can’t get enough of Evil Dead, be sure to watch for the
cast performing on Breakfast Television this Thursday.

Groovy!

I know there are probably a few people rolling their eyes right now, but it really is rare that a show has that kind of affect on me. No, it's not the most thought-provoking thing on stage I'm sure, but sometimes one just wishes to see something to laugh and enjoy a couple hours - and if you're simply looking for entertainment I can not think of anything that's quite this much fun, despite the lack of Bruce Campbell.

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:30:41 GMT

Two exciting bits of (admittedly not all-that-new) JoCo related news!

First; a new 8-bit animated series called "Code Monkeys" is using a JoCo song as the theme (I'm assuming you can guess which one).

Second; JoCo has come up with his first new song since Thing A Week ended!!!

I'm reallyreally liking this one. It's called Octopus, and it's pretty much amazing.

Mon, 21 May 2007 19:22:18 GMT

I'm not sure if I'd categorize this as finished, so I would GREATLY appreciate any feedback.

Wed, 16 May 2007 21:58:50 GMT

Wed, 09 May 2007 23:46:11 GMT

Before I saw Evil Dead the Musical, it was one of my goals to see it before I die.

Now that I've seen it... it's one of my goals to see it at least once more before I die.

Damn that was a fun show...

Mon, 07 May 2007 22:32:49 GMT

Holy crap.

Evil Dead the Musical actually managed to surpass my expectations in some ways.

If you have any idea how psyched I was to see this you will doubt that that's even possible. But it really was everything it could've been in my opinion. Sight gags, dialogue, mannerisms, song lyrics, choreography were all just brilliant.

I just hope they get a bit more money and can add more blood eventually...

Thu, 03 May 2007 03:37:04 GMT

Spaced is SO the best sitcom ever.

Tue, 01 May 2007 21:34:42 GMT

Four days :)

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:00:28 GMT

When I first heard that Kevin Smith was doing a horror movie I was intrigued, but skeptical.

Now I really think it looks good.

x-posted... places!

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:26:26 GMT

Omigod...

So I was reading Dan Savage's column for this week.

In it he talks about a "reformed" lesbian named Charlene E. Cothran and uses clips from an interview with said person.

And well...
So, what about you now really makes you heterosexual?

Charlene: Nothing... My prayer was not fix me, repair me, and make me straight—that was not my prayer. My prayer was God make me whole in every sense of the word....

Are you saying that you are not heterosexual?

Charlene: I am saying that I am celibate right now. I'm not saying there won't ever be a man in my life. You're asking me about where I am and that's all I can speak to. Today I am celibate... But... there is one thing I can say and one thing I will go on record and say—I will never be entangled with the bondage of lesbianism again....

Are you physically attracted to men?

Charlene: [pauses] I am physically attracted to the spirit of Christ right now....

Are you still attracted to women or is that attraction completely gone?

Charlene: I would say after 29 years of walking in the sin of lesbianism that if the devil were going to try and tempt me that he's probably not going to send a football player, if you will, because that didn't do it for me. You follow me?

I don't think I can put it any better then he did;

Yes, Charlene, we follow you. If the devil is going to tempt your ass, he'd better send Halle Berry and not William "Refrigerator" Perry. Because you're not attracted to men. Except Jesus—and you're not even attracted to the hot body (and blood?) of Christ, just to His "spirit."

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:55:28 GMT

I can't decide whether seeing Hot Fuzz and Grindhouse in the same day was a really terrible idea, or a really great idea.

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:13:15 GMT

Just a word of advice

If you have a twisted sense of humor and a really strong stomach and want to have an experience like no other...

catch Grindhouse in theatres. Preferably with a few of your most insane friends.

I'm just sayin'