"I bitch-slap evil with my one good hand"

Ontario, Canada
some of the crap I've made
Interests: (106)
acronyms, amy winfrey, anansi boys, army of darkness, artemis fowl, astonishing x-men, b-movies, basic, batman, being a dork, big bunny, bill watterson, books, bruce campbell, bruce mcculloch, bryan fuller, buffy the vampire slayer, calvin and hobbes, camp, cheese, comics, daredevil, dave foley, david fury, dawn of the dead, day of the triffids, dead like me, dellamorte dellamore, douglas adams, electronics, eoin colfer, eric idle, evil dead 2, evil dead the musical, fay wray, firefly, frank miller, fray, futurama, geek rock, geeks, get smart, ginger snaps, godzilla, h.g.wells, harry knuckles, harry potter, holes, hot fuzz, ian driscoll, interesting books, isaac asimov, j.k.rowling, jesus christ vampire hunter, johnny depp, jonathan coulton, joss whedon, kevin smith, kids in the hall, king kong, kingdom of loathing, kith, lee gordon demarbre, lick my jesus, louis sachar, making fiends, mark mckinney, monty python, mossy trees, movies, muffin films, neil gaiman, nerds, ninjas, no homework, odessa filmworks, pie, pirates, programming, sam raimi, serenity, shaun of the dead, simon pegg, six feet under, south parks, spaced, spider-man, stan lee, superhero movies, terry jones, terry pratchett, they might be giants, tim burton, tim minear, tmbg, turing, unmath, vampires, war of the worlds, wayside school, weird people, werewolves, wonderfalls, x-men, zombies, zombies!!!
I exist.